United Airlines: Uniting to make you airsick until we go bankrupt like everyone else

I'm in Texas, land of decent weather, big hats and George W. Bush. Flight was terrible and I had a connection in Chicago, so there was a second even more terrible flight. Mercifully they were both short. The housemate of the person I'm staying with, until Wednesday when Carolyn stops studying lots and comes over here to Austin, has the smallest dog I have ever seen in my life, it's cute!

Also, I think the last time I went to bed before 2am was in 2005.